Number
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A kindergarten teacher asked her students ... Teacher: "Who in this class who knows the number?" Razif: "I know" Teac...
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18 November 2010
Died Every Friday Morning
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2:20 AM
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One of ICU beds in the room of a hospital often experience events leading odd .. Each patient will be placed there, died on Friday morning o...
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Short Funny
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2:15 AM
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Man: My father was great. He was the police. Everyone is afraid of him. Ali: Hahaha, my father is more greatest. When he asked the subject,...
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Egg Seller
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1:56 AM
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Buyer: "Sis, how many eggs per kilo?" Seller: "chicken or duck eggs?" Buyer: "egg." Seller: normal egg o...
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16 November 2010
Can U Play?
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11:55 PM
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A man approached a neighbor's house and knocked on the door ... When the young woman opened the door of your house .. the man was asked...
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In The Hospital
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11:45 PM
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Four people will be the baby's birth father is waiting for their break room of a hospital. Anxiety clear indication on their faces ... ...
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Papa and Mama
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11:37 PM
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In the morning, a young man out of his room and asked her grandmother: "Grandma, where Papa and Mama?" "They are still in ...
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Celebrate the anniversary
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11:28 PM
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While celebrating the anniversary of the 25-year marriage, a wife reminded her husband: "Do you remember when you talk to me, u want ...
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Died Elephant
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11:23 PM
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A manager of a zoo received a phone call about the death of an elephant at the zoo. As a measure of inspection, the manager went to the elep...
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After Die
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11:19 PM
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Dinner that night last year, Ajoi hang in front of the TV while talking to his wife. Ajoi: "When the brother died, whether not marry ...
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Why Monkey Fall Outta The Tree?
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9:05 AM
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Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree? 'cause he was dead... Why'd the other monkey fall outta the tree? 'cause he was ...
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Playing Golf
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9:02 AM
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A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left. The wife finds her ba...
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So Cold
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8:58 AM
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There's an Ahmish girl riding in a buggy with her mother, and she say's "my hands are really cold, how can I warm them up?...
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Small World
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8:56 AM
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Two men are having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and roug...
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Equipment
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8:53 AM
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A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to fish, and the wife liked to read. One morning the husband came back fro...
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New Way To Loose Weight
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8:46 AM
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A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds. Next thing he sees is an adve...
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On Elevator
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8:40 AM
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A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in it. He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elb...
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Old Man
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8:38 AM
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An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is it or the e...
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10 October 2010
Anak Yang Baik Sesangat
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2:08 PM
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Dua orang wanita yang sudah lama tidak berhubung akhirnya bertemu di sebuah pasar.. Mereka masing-masing bercerita tentang keluarganya.... ...
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Bau Guna Sudu
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2:03 PM
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Seorang lelaki buta memasuki sebuah restoran. Amin, pemilik restoran itu juga berperanan sebagai pelayan mendatanginya dan menghulurkan men...
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Soalan Sejarah
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1:54 PM
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"Hei, kamu yang berdiri di belakang," tegur pensyarah "Cuba sebutkan individu yang terlibat dalam Perjanjian Pangkor!"...
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Penjual Roti
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10:36 AM
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Seorang penjual roti di langgar sebuah bas. Akibatnya, dia tercampak dari motor rotinya dan masuk ke dalam longkang.. Sementara itu rotiny...
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Saksi Bunuh
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10:32 AM
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Dalam satu perbicaraan kes bunuh,seorang doktor mengesahkan kematian mangsa dipanggil sebagai saksi. Peguam: "Sebelum awak menandatang...
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Lurus Bendul Betul Bedul
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10:11 AM
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Pak Mat seorang duda kematian isteri, ada anak nama Bedol yg lurus bendul.Tahap maksima kebendulannya. Pak Mat susah hati mengenangkan jika...
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Sosej
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10:05 AM
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Ada kisah seorang anak yang diberi peluang untuk belajar di Amerika untuk dapatkan degree, tapi selepas 15 tahun, tak pernah lulus, akhirnya...
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3 Lelaki & JIN
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9:56 AM
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ada 3 orang sahabat, mereka pergi berjumpa dengan dewa untuk meminta agar dewa tersebut menunaikan hajat masing2 untuk memuaskan nafsu merek...
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Bil Tepon
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9:23 AM
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Bil telefon sebuah keluarga naik melambung. Suami telah memanggil semua ahli keluarga untuk berbincang; Suami : Ini dah melampau. Gunakan t...
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Ayang Vs Abang Vs Ayang
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9:19 AM
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Ayang nak mintak kebenaran abang untuk bawa anak-anak balik ke kampung. abang tak perlu hantar ayang sebab ayang mampu untuk bawa anak-anak ...
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Pas Kawin Nye Celita
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9:06 AM
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Seorang lelaki bernama Amat yang baru saja menjalani malam pertama bersama isteri barunya, menceritakan tentang kemusykilannya kepada seoran...
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09 October 2010
Isi Borang [18+]
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11:26 PM
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Al kisah tersebutlah kisah, arakian berjalanlah kedua-dua pasangan yang telah lanjut usia, menuju ke kaunter imigresen, niat di hati nak pe...
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Tiga Kali Je
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11:18 PM
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Pada satu malam, ada pasangan yg agak berumur sedang makan malam dengan romantiknya bagi menyambut ulangtahun perkahwinan mereka yg ke 50 ta...
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Kete Penuh Doh....
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11:15 PM
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Satu keluarga yang berasal dari Terengganu nak balik beraya di kampung. Tapi cuma ada sebuah Kancil je untuk tujuh orang ahli keluarga ter...
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Dorm Rules
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11:12 PM
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On the first day of college, the dean/principal addresses the students pointing out some of the rules. "The female dormitory will be ou...
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Kanggoro
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11:08 PM
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Seekor kanggaru di Zoo Melaka sentiasa keluar dari kawasan kurungannya. Menyedari hal itu, seorang pegawai menasihatkan seorang pekerja sup...
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The Healer
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11:05 PM
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This elderly couple is watching one of those television preachers on TV one night. The preacher faces the camera, and announces, "My fr...
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The Pilot
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11:00 PM
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3 people were on a plane. One said to the pilot, "I have a glass bottle. What do I do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it o...
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Panglima & Rakannya
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10:55 PM
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Tahun 1441- Sebelum memulakan perjalanan menuju ke medan perang, seorang panglima menemui rakan yg cukup dipercayainya. PANGLIMA: Simpan an...
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Wanita Tua Bermisai [18+]
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10:53 PM
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Ada Seorang Wanita Tua Yang Sedang Naik Bas Express Dari Kota Kibalu Ke Sandakan (sabah). Dalam Menempuhi Perjalanan Yang Lamanya Lebih Kura...
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6 Minggu, 6 Bulan & 6 Tahun
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10:45 PM
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Sebelum Tido: 6 minggu: Selamat tido Sayaaang, mimpi indah-2 ya, mmmuach. 6 bulan: Tolong matikan lampu tu, silau aah. 6 tahun: Sana sikit l...
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4 Son
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10:25 PM
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These 4 gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children whi...
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Jokes, Sing & Sad Stories
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10:17 PM
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Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75 story sky scraper. After a long day of ...
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Tingkap Kaca
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10:11 PM
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Suatu hari 2 orang kanak-kanak sedang berbual di sebuah taman. Mereka bernama Amin dan Susan Susan: "Min, kenapa kau sedih?" Am...
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Dapur KO Bersih Laa
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10:10 PM
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Sepasang suami istri merayakan ulang tahun perkahwinannya dengan makan malam di sebuah restoran. Ketika mereka hendak meninggalkan restoran ...
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Old Money
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5:13 PM
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A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932....
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Good & Bad News
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5:12 PM
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An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like t...
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Misc. Funny Quotes [unattributed].
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5:09 PM
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I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me here. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live ...
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Psychiatric Hotline
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5:07 PM
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If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press "2"....
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Medical Quickies
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5:05 PM
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A guy goes to the doctors and says "Sometimes I feel like a teepee and others a wigwam." The doc says, "You're two tents...
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Ayam Panggang
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5:04 PM
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Razak pergi ke sebuah restoran kegemarannya dan memesan ayam panggang seekor..Beberapa minit kemudian pesanannya sampai... Tapi sedang dia ...
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Tetamu Selamba Adap
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4:58 PM
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Seorang lelaki menghampiri rumah jirannya dan mengetuk pintu... Ketika wanita muda tuan rumah itu membuka pintu..lelaki itu bertanya... ...
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Nursing Home
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4:55 PM
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One day a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leave her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, t...
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Kasihkan Isteri
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4:54 PM
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Pak Mat adalah seorang penduduk sebuah pondok di Selatan Thailand. Pada pertengahan bulan Mei yang lalu isterinya yang bernama Maznah telah...
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Doctor,,,, Doctor....
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4:52 PM
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Doctor! Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!! Now, now, now, settle down.....You'll just have to be a little patient. Doctor, Doctor my s...
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Do You Think I'll Live To Be 80?
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4:49 PM
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I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for m...
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Change Course
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4:47 PM
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A gynecologist decides that he needs a change of pace, so he leaves the medical field to become an auto mechanic. After many months laborin...
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Loghat Mana Yang Paling Munasabah
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4:44 PM
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Timbul persoalan, loghat daerah manakah yang lebih munasabah di antara loghat utara dengan loghat pantai timur? Jawapannya: Loghat pantai...
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Nobody Tells Me Anything
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4:40 PM
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A woman called a local hospital. "Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives information about patients. I'd like to find ...
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